December 9, 2008
Many of us hombres/hombras? are pretty broke these days. This is very common to the college student or the lazy post-college graduate(thank you, that would be me). And since I was dumb and didn't sign up for my GRE's sooner, I 'm now scheduled to take it the 19th of January. Giving me more time to be a bum..YAY! Being poor has taught me many ways to be resourceful with money. I would like to share my resourcefulness with you.
sidenote: as you can see my voabulary for the GRE's is a shit..I used 'resourcefulness' a tres times already!
Main note: Here is my guide for the poor/unemployed/broke and I guess the cheapskate:
- After a long night of partying, Del Taco late night > Thai food
- Bars have cheaper drinks, unless there is a dance floor, then that sucks.
- When you run out of bread, Eggo's works just fine. That can work the other way as well.
- Don't cut your hair, unless you decide to shave it or cut it yourself.
- Minimize your drinking to 2 times a week.
- If you do drink, minimize your spending to $10. (2 drinks at a bar)
- Bet on Manny Pacquiao if he ever fights De La Hoya again.
- Get a job.
- Haha, that last one didn't hit me until number 8... God I thought of Eggo's first.
- Shop only at warehouse sales, Buffalo Exchange, Goodwill, or online with internet coupons.
- Don't eat lunch.
- If you run out of food, learn to cook Cup-O-Noodles.
- ....ah...
Hmm. Ok maybe I'm not as resourceful as I thought I was. With that said,
Time to Jizz In Your Pants!
I ate a grape!
1 Comment:
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December 9, 2008 at 12:37 PM
tell me why my best friend posted this video up on our event on fb. sooooo stupid but funny.
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