THE MULTIVERSE THAT IS MY MIND

I've been hearing a lot of Clipper hating lately. This is my Clippers your trashing on. Being one of the three Clipper fans out there (Billy Crystal and Frankie Muniz) ... I take offense to it, especially if your a Laker fan. You guys have it easy. You have the best coach, best player, best supporting cast, and best record in the West right now. No need to rub it in. If it wasn't for Elgin Baylor (ex-Laker) and former GM for the Clips, that dick, fucking up my team, we would have the best team EVER! Ok, let's rewind history a bit.

2002-2003 season. Elgin Baylor decides to trade Darius Miles for Andre Miller, when the Hornets wanted to trade Baron Davis for Miles. Now we have BD, but 6 years too late! Thanks douche! That team WOULD have been: Elton Brand, Baron Davis, Q Rich, Corey Maggette, Lamar Odom, and then Chris Kaman next year. That would have been better than any team after the Shaq-Kobe Lakers dismantled. Lamar wouldnt be a Laker and BD wouldnt have been in Nor Cal - taking the the final playoff spot from the Clips for all those years.

And let me remind you, you Lakers only got Pau Gasol because you have a fucking mole in the Grizzlies: Jerry West (former Laker GM and Laker player). He traded Pau Gasol for Kwame Brown. Kwame!! That trade did not make sense what so ever!! It wasn't even to clear cap space. He could have traded Gasol to any other team and get a quality player back, but NO.. you go off and trade your best player to the Lakers for their worst player. Kobe did not deserve the MVP last year, Kwame motherf'n Brown did!

And what the hell happen to "Clipper Nation".?? Fucking bandwagoning LA fans! To them and all the Laker fans who want to rub it in that the Lakers are better than the Clips... you can go suck it.. two times.. you peck pecks.