December 25, 2008

Super Blockbuster: The Movie


I had a dream last night. The most vivid dream I have had in a very long while. It was like a movie. Now dreams like that don't happen often so I would like to share it with you. This movie is pretty M. Night Shamalalahanman-type, so keep an open mind.


So the time period to this was a bit sketchy because people wore medieval clothing, but they had computers...so I'll say it took place in the 60's, good enough. Now there's this town in Florida... swamps, lakes, an ocean.. think that its close to lots of bodies of water. Well for the past 4 or 5 years there have been a strange number of unsolved and unexplained disappearences around the area. When missing people are found, their bodies are mutilated into pieces. Now the story focuses in on a boarding school for young boys. A lot of the teachers and children have been complaining about dead animals being found in the mornings of their compound. The main people in the school that the movie follows is a teacher (played by Renee Zelweger) and an the school's immigrant handy man (Daniel Craig).

Now there's this big shot sheriff in charge of this investigation (Will Smith). Yeah this movie is gonna make cash money. He investigates the people living in the area. He later leads a team of 5 deputies into the surrounding woods to hunt for whoever is doing this. It becomes night and it begins to rain. Now this is when weird shit happens. One of the deputies (Elijah Wood), who is also a former student of the boarding school, falls into the river that runs through the place. All 4 deputies try to fish him out but then this mutated "man thing" comes out of the water. It appears to have claws or something and basically destroys all of them. (They don't show what happens in the movie, just the look on Will Smith's face... Oscar worthy). Will Smith is scared shoots at whatever he saw until his bullets run out and he starts to run and run like only he could. Then you hear a giant roar, almost a moan of pain in the background as he runs.

The very next day, another city's police come and investigate. (news people, ambulances, the works is there). When a distraught Will Smith arrives, people start staring at him in awe. A reporter asks "How did you manage to kill him/it?" A confused Smith goes to the scene of the crime and sees his buddies' bodies mangled. Body parts are missing, heads can't be identified, that sorta thing. Then sees the arm of "the thing" he thought he saw next to his deputies. It is presumed dead. People praise Smith and he becomes a local hero.

Fast foward 20 years later. One of the kids from the school is now grown up and is one of the teachers there (James Franco). As of late he's been having re-occuring dreams of horrific murders. He goes and talks to fellow teachers (Leighton Meester) and an older (Renee Z.) about it. And Renee hears this and tells him that it reminds her of the events that happened 20+ years ago. About a couple weeks later the first murder happens. Its on the newspaper, the news. Every week, it starts to happen, like clockwork.

Will Smith, still the town's prestiges sheriff takes control of the situation. He interviews an eye witness and she describes the killer. A sketch is drawn but the face looks eerily familiar. Will Smith clueless of what it may mean cannot understand why this is happening to him and his town. (Emo scene). Then James Franco has another dream and he recognizes the place where it might occur. He tells Smith and both men go to the place. They see the old utility man from the school at the area (Daniel Craig). Craig is taken into custody, yet he keeps his mouth shut about his innocence. Will Smith finds out from old records that Craig was a fugitive from his old country for killing an officer. He also sees that he was fired from the school years back for being psychotic and talking about a creature in the woods to the kids.

They think they have their man, but do they?? One night Smith gets an eerie phone call, with the person on the other side explaining the events of the night that happened 20 years ago. Will Smith drops the phone. Runs to the jailhouse and Daniel Craig is missing...


..its not done yet but my dream was pretty out of wack so I need to continue this later.

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