October 21, 2009

Top 5 Halloween Costumes for Dudes

Posted by C. Angelo

Since I probably can't make it to the handful of costume parties I was invited to for Halloween (due to educational purposes), I figured I'd lend you some of my ideas, since I'm probably top 3 best Halloween dresser-uppers ever. Fact.

1) Mega Man
2 words. Blue spandex.

Things to blurt out while in character: "Sizzling circuits." and "Plasma Power!"

2) Ryu
Let's face it. If you are reading my blog right now, chances are you are Asian. So, why not Ryu? One of the most famous Asians ever!... and the face of Street Fighter II. And by the small chance you are not Asian, I suggest you dress as Van Damme's Guile in Street Fighter the movie.

Things to blurt out while in character: "Hadu-ken!"

3) Evan StoneThe man, the talent, the legend. Not only does he have an awesome name and an awesome job, he also kind of looks like Hercules. You can't go wrong with Evan Stone.

Things to blurt out while in character: You can say anything. You're motherf*ckin Evan Stone!

* on a side note, you don't have any idea how many sites I had to go through to find an appropriate picture of him to post.

4) RobinI've seen every superhero costume out there. But no one ever dresses up as the old school Robin. He screams out naughty, danger, and femininity all day. Chicks will be all over you. I guarantee it.

No I don't, that was a lie.

Things to blurt out while in character: "Holy Bill of Rights, Batman!", "Holy haberdashery, Batman!", "The opposite of a girl is a boy", and "Holy strawberries Batman, we're in a jam!"

5) Johnny DramaProbably the greatest thing the Norse gods have blessed us with. Johnny Drama in Viking Quest! So to that costume I say... VICTORY!!

Things to blurt out while in character: "Anyone played the video game Viking Quest and seen the likeness of Johnny Chase?", "VICTORY!!!", and "It's for the kids!"

 

2 Comments:

  1. dylan said...
    October 22, 2009 at 8:20 AM  
    there's one evan stone movie where the scene goes like this:

    girl in car with candy: "hey, i'll give you this candy if you come in my car."
    evan stone's character: "lady, if you give me that candy, i'll come in your mouth."

    my favorite bit of dialogue.
    Randy said...
    October 24, 2009 at 12:56 PM  
    Hopefully Eric pulls off old school Robin.

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